Present and so on

Today I was paid to have a water fight with a couple of three-year-olds. It was wonderful.

And in exactly eight weeks I am moving to New York. I will be wandering the streets of Harlem, people-watching in Washington Square Park, studying at New York Public Library, shopping senselessly on 14th Street, drinking in Williamsburg, eating in Chinatown, sunbathing in Central Park, visiting MoMA, seeing live music at Terminal 5, taking the 6 train, buying smoothies at Pinkberry, getting my nails done, ordering sesame bagels with cream cheese, getting $3 well drinks on Ladies Night at 1849, dancing at Beauty Bar, laughing in the UCB Theatre, sitting in the SNL audience and living my fucking life.

Dream until your dreams come true.

Things to do some time in your life

Get a little too drunk at a work party where your boss is also your mother? Check.

Buy a one-way ticket to New York with a hangover? Check.

These are the days of my life.

Cheezy

Today I ate Cheez Doodles with a fork. I'm going to bed. I'll talk to you later.